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Shooting Johnson Roebling on DVD Nov. 23 →
Manicattack’s first feature will be available this holiday season. Check out the link to see a trailer, and where it’s sold!!
September 2010
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"Rock Dove" Review from the Vancouver Voice →
“A Raymond Carver-ish slice of life…Burke and Walsh’s approach is European in its use of long takes, static shots, and a certain documentary distance from their subjects.”
13 Writing Tips from Chuck Palahniuk →
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July 2010
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We Updated Our Site!! Branching Out To a New... →
March 2010
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Shocking Deleted "Survivor" Challenge Exposed
MP - A recently released photo on the internet has revealed a shocking contest that occurred at some point during the principle photography of the first season of the hit show “Survivor-Borneo”.
We all know how the series premiere began when sixteen people were split into two tribes, Pagong and Tagi. Twice every three days, the tribes meet for challenges. Some challenges are...
February 2010
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Visioweb.tv's Review of "The Speed Creeper"... →
August 2009
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Obama’s World Peace Solution: Keg Parties
(MP) - Pennsylvania Avenue exploded last night with the raucous sounds of house music, triumphant beer pong cheers, and keg stand chants. The uproar, however, was not emitted from any fraternity house or annual summer concert series, but originated from the biggest house party Washington D.C. had ever seen – The White House Beer Bender. It wasn’t little Malia and Sasha Obama however, emulating the...
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July 2009
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Bulls Will Kill You If Drunkenly Taunted
(MP) - As the final day of the San Fermin Festival comes to its raucous conclusion of fireworks, drunken debauchery, and general lack of common sense, one thing remains abundantly clear after this nine-day orgy of celebration: Bulls will kill you if drunkenly taunted. So, why would anyone want to risk their lives running in front of a pack of angry bulls? Locally, the festival of San Fermín in...
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Sharpton out duels Jesse by calling for Jackson knighthood, sainthood…country renamed U.S.J.
Posted on Monday, July 6, 2009
LOS ANGELES— Reverend Al Sharpton has secured the top spot, knocking Reverend Jesse Jackson out of the running for the “who’s the blackest activist in the world by embracing causes in order to promote themselves” competition. Held usually about once a year, in the...
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The Speed Creeper Ep. 3: "Me and My Trainer"
June 2009
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"Sexy" Spiderman Causes A Stir
(MP) - Everyone’s friendly neighborhood hero has been under the gun this week, in not one, but two reports out of Millard, Nebraska. The first called for a Spiderman comic book to be banned from the Norris Elementary School for it’s sexually explicit content. The comic is part of a popular new series about the loveable web-head, and Donna Helvering, head librarian of the Millard School District,...
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Recession “Cocooners” Can’t Afford Fat Kids
(MP) - Adrian and Judy Parcheezie don’t go out of their home much anymore. Once a staple in their lifestyle, they’ve now given up their outings to boutique restaurants, independent foreign films, weekend driving excursions, and the idea of parenthood.
“Times are tough,” explains Judy, “we’ve buckled down, eat home a lot, don’t see much of our friends anymore. We’re really utilizing and building...
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Emasculated Male Energy Drink
Jim Bartone, formerly Jim Bartone-Potts, is an active father of three and creator of the popular nutritional supplement, The Emasculated Male Energy Drink, or The Big “EMED”, as it is known to it’s many faithful followers.
Just three years ago, Jim found himself a shell of a human being stuck in a hopeless marriage to Judy Potts: PTA (Parent Teacher Association) President, Bowling Coach,...
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Guido Raising Money For Calf Implants
MP- Memorial Day weekend, the unofficial beginning of summer vacation at the Jersey Shore, is just two months away. We can almost always count on an action packed display of tanned, toned, beautiful people from parts unknown (Staten Island) trying to make memories they can pass onto their kids, and discover romantic connections they can hold onto forever.
One such individual, Donnie Massengill,...
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